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i touched grass

1d ago 816 49

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when someone asks me to "hop on a quick video call"

2d ago 1K 62

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if you're a long-time TON trencher, drop your telegram username in the replies

3d ago 3.7K 563

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@instagram telegram has the highest revenue split for creators btw

3d ago 85 51

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stop watching @instagram reels

4d ago 947 111

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you’re begging in her DMs while I’m in her ear talking about Telegram Premium 🫦🫦🫦 we are not the same

5d ago 782 95

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I once rented a room from this guy named Jeff who got banned from every karaoke bar in the city because after his song he would hold onto the mic and talk about various conspiracy theories until security came and dragged him off the stage #justice4jeff

6d ago 456 71

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the interns are playing @Fortnite like it's 2018 again https://twitch.tv/telegramintern https://t.me/internstream https://youtube.com/@tgintern

6d ago 634 87

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we out here https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nJOLQykWnyxR

6d ago 470 63

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If you have a gaming podcast i will go on it and drop my hottest takes. Post the best clip from your show in the replies to apply. If i like it, i'll DM you and we can schedule something.

8d ago 429 37

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if I made an @OnlyFans page would you subscribe to it?

9d ago 2.8K 112

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• born too late to afford a home • born too early to be a TikTok star • born right on time to fuck in a flying @tesla

9d ago 3.2K 216

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help I think my friend is autistic